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| - Remember you are known by the
idiot you accompany. | - Don't imagine you can change a
man - unless he's in diapers. | - What do you do if your boyfriend
walks out? You shut the door. | - So many men - so many reasons not
to sleep with any of them. | - If they put a man on the moon -
they should be able to put them all there. | - Tell him you're not his type -
you have a pulse. | - Never let your man's mind wander
- it's too little to be let out alone. | - Go for younger men. You might as
well - they never mature anyway. | - A man who can dress himself
without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably
gay. | - Men are all the same - they just
have different faces so you can tell them apart. | - Definition of a bachelor; a man
who has missed the opportunity to make some womyn miserable. | - Wymyn don't make fools of men -
most of them are the do-it-yourself types. | - The best way to get a man to do
something is to suggest they are too old for it. | - Love is blind, but marriage is a
real eye-opener. | - If you want a committed man look
in a mental hospital. | - The children of Israel wandered
around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times
men wouldn't ask for directions. | - If he asks what sort of books
you're interested in, tell him check books. | - A man's idea of serious
commitment is usually, 'oh alright, I'll stay the
night". | - Wymyn sleep with men, who if they
were wymyn, they wouldn't even have bothered to have
lunch with. | - Remember a sense of humor does
not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at
his. | - Sadly, all men are created equal. | - When he asks you if he's your
first tell him, "You may be, you look
familiar". | - The main point of having a
boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the
exalted status of a 'former boyfriend". | - There are two significant
influences in a man's life and they are both his mother. | - There are a lot of words that you
can use to describe men; -strong, caring, loving.... | They'd be wrong - but you could still use them. |