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| If You Can Read
This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You |
1,000,000 Sperm And YOU Were The Fastest?? |
| HANG UP AND DRIVE! | He Who Hesitates
Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit |
| I Haven't Lost
My Mind - It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere |
He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest |
| Honk If Anything Falls Off | Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway |
| If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? | This Bumper Sticker Exploits Illiterates |
| This Would Be
Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me |
I Have The Body Of A God .......... Buddha |
| Ever Stop To
Think, And Forget To Start Again? |
Where There's A Will...I Want To Be In It! |
| Jesus Loves You,
The Rest Of Us Think You're An Idiot. |
Forget World
Peace -- Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal! |